Hussein on the Brain

Some people seem to care about whether or not Obama is sworn in using his middle name. Those people work for FOX News. Earlier today, Sean Hannity, Alan Colmes, and Ann Coulter all got together to discuss this pressing issue. Weren't these guys forced to read Romeo and Juliet in high school? Don't they know that an Obama by any middle name would govern the same way? Does Coulter harbor a secret fear that if Obama is sworn in as "Barack Hussein Obama", the Earth will split open and demons will be released? I wouldn't put it past her. I would suggest that these three cover news that is actually important, except they have no experience doing so. Judging from their physical appearances, they would be better suited to star in horror movies.